constructive chaos
When my friend tells me she is having two bachelorette parties


and I’m just like…

'I was raised by thieves. On the streets of New Orleans. Which, despite the nickname, are not easy.’

…in bed!

…in bed!


but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

fucking awesome!


“My survival instinct
Tells me
I need to stop caring
Too much
About everything
But it doesn’t
Tell me

— M.S.

"I’m on a mission to civilise"

The owl whisperer, I laughed for about 20 minutes

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