constructive chaos
When I tell my married friend I’m going out for drinks with my ex

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…
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and she’s like…
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When my friend welcomes my other friend to the engaged club

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…
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When my friend tells me she is having two bachelorette parties

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m just like…

'I was raised by thieves. On the streets of New Orleans. Which, despite the nickname, are not easy.’

…in bed!

…in bed!

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

fucking awesome!

coffee-crinkled-pages:

“My survival instinct
Tells me
I need to stop caring
Too much
About everything
But it doesn’t
Tell me
How.”

— M.S.

"I’m on a mission to civilise"

The owl whisperer, I laughed for about 20 minutes